Red light dating

18 May

Maybe he spends the weekend painting eyebrows on little figurines of orcs. As long as he spends enough time with you and those half-inch warriors aren’t threatening your relationship, it’s great that he has a creative outlet.

Would you really want to date someone with the same interests, anyway?

Whether it’s the holiday season or Valentine’s Day or the magic of 4th of July fireworks, we know it’s the shared moments that are most special.

Yet this desire can cloud our judgment and lead to poor choices.

They blamed themselves—for choosing him, not ending it sooner, for texting him back when they should have remained silent, the list goes on.

If your partner reveals these things to you, you probably don’t have anything to be alarmed about: • Their favorite hobby is utterly incomprehensible to you.

and if you believe this someone is out of your league, wouldn’t you believe he or she to not require plastic surgery?

Ha ha, I’m sorry, I just tried to make sense of an app that actually indicates you can find happiness by buying someone gifts!

(I realize this is not a huge shock coming from someone whose Twitter avatar is still a photo of that one time she met Grumpy Cat.) I also intensely enjoy filling out lists and surveys and then perusing their algorithm-based results.

Give me a six pack, a couch, and an online quiz that wants to know more about my personality, and I will give you the recipe for a fun-filled Friday night! I mean the evolution of online dating apps suggests that humans are horrible, because at this point online dating is about close!